Asa ,deci asta este tema mea la engleza,vreau sa ii avertizez pe oamenii ,care se risca sa citeasca chestiunea,ca eu is cam muci la engleza si profa nu mi-a vazut tema...si s-ar putea sa fie cam varza[exprimarea,alea,alea],pentru ca eu am invatat engleza doar din desene animate ,filme, muzica ,alea alea[iar] la scoala ciu-ciu![gramatica nu stiu nica' nada,zero is varza!!!(anul asta am invatat,care e diferenta dintre perfect si continuous[ha!ha!])]...si... ma rog...inteleg cand vorbeste cineva...dar cand e vorba sa scriu sau sa vorbesc eu...mai bine nu[engleza dupa ureche,adica dupa cum suna mai bine!]!!!Deci,sper sa se inteleaga ceva...Ah!Si as aprecia,daca exista oameni ,care citesc...sa imi zica ce greseli am...daca se poate...daca este cineva p'acolea[hi!hi!]!Saru'mana!
THE GOAT WITH THREE KIDS
It was once upon a time ,a goat that had three kids. The middle one listened to rap music , the big one listened to rock music ,and they were naughty and unruly,and the little one was listening to classical music and he was good and hard working. You know those words :"There are five fingers at one hand, and none resembles the other.".
One day,the goat called the kids ,on their cell-phones and asked them to come home,because it was late and the next day they had a test paper at biology and they had to study. When they arrived,she told them:
-My dear little children,mommy must go into the forest,yes I know it is too late,but I have to go to this important meeting with all the single mothers. We have to make a list with all the single fathers ... and ... you know!You,my dear ones,stay home and study for your test!
-Ok, mommy ! Go on! But you must watch out , because it is very late ... [said the little one ]
One day,the goat called the kids ,on their cell-phones and asked them to come home,because it was late and the next day they had a test paper at biology and they had to study. When they arrived,she told them:
-My dear little children,mommy must go into the forest,yes I know it is too late,but I have to go to this important meeting with all the single mothers. We have to make a list with all the single fathers ... and ... you know!You,my dear ones,stay home and study for your test!
-Ok, mommy ! Go on! But you must watch out , because it is very late ... [said the little one ]
-Chill nigga , mom can take care of her , she knows what's she's doing ! [ said the middle one ]
-Thanks my dears ! But you must lock the door behind me , listen to each other , study for youre test ,and do not open the door until you hear my voice . When I come , I'll let you know and sing you this:
-Thanks my dears ! But you must lock the door behind me , listen to each other , study for youre test ,and do not open the door until you hear my voice . When I come , I'll let you know and sing you this:
I'm back to put it in motion
I'm back to tell you no lies
Sit back and sip on this notion
I'm back to put it in drive
I'm back watch out I'm back
What ya gonna do
I'm back to cause a commotion
I'm back to demoralize
Sit back and feel the emotion
I'm back to keep it alive
I'm back watch out I'm back
What ya gonna do
When the sound goes boom
What ya gonna do
Make a make a move
Motherfucker
When the sound goes boom
Watch out I'm back...
I'm back to tell you no lies
Sit back and sip on this notion
I'm back to put it in drive
I'm back watch out I'm back
What ya gonna do
I'm back to cause a commotion
I'm back to demoralize
Sit back and feel the emotion
I'm back to keep it alive
I'm back watch out I'm back
What ya gonna do
When the sound goes boom
What ya gonna do
Make a make a move
Motherfucker
When the sound goes boom
Watch out I'm back...
-Have you heard , what i've said ?
-Yes mom!Go, we will be ok ... go ...
-Ok!if so ,come and kiss youre mother! God protect you from the bad ,and stay well !
-Go healthy mommy , said the little kid in tears,God help you to get well back!
And here comes the wolf!he started singing:
-Yes mom!Go, we will be ok ... go ...
-Ok!if so ,come and kiss youre mother! God protect you from the bad ,and stay well !
-Go healthy mommy , said the little kid in tears,God help you to get well back!
...
The goat goes in her job and the kids shut the door after her and pull the latch. But you know those old words :" The walls have ears and the windows eyes!"And here comes the wolf!he started singing:
I'm back to put it in motion
I'm back to tell you no lies
Sit back and sip on this notion
I'm back to put it in drive
I'm back watch out I'm back
...
I'm back to tell you no lies
Sit back and sip on this notion
I'm back to put it in drive
I'm back watch out I'm back
...
-Ha!HA!HA!...[the kids started to laugh]
and...they proposed to each other to bring the fluffy wolf in the house,and make a lip [ cut ] on him to learn in this way for the test!Said and done!They opened the door , invited the wolf in the house and gave him some beer , after that they beated the wolf and started cuting him ! In this way they've learned for the test !!!
When mom came home,she started singing and in the same time she was crying! She was sad,because she couldn't find the right man! When they saw that , the kids, filled the wolf with cotton and showed the fluffy wolf to their mother,like a present ! She was very glad to see that ,and now the goat doesn't sleep alone, anymore and the three little kids got an A to the test!
and...they proposed to each other to bring the fluffy wolf in the house,and make a lip [ cut ] on him to learn in this way for the test!Said and done!They opened the door , invited the wolf in the house and gave him some beer , after that they beated the wolf and started cuting him ! In this way they've learned for the test !!!
When mom came home,she started singing and in the same time she was crying! She was sad,because she couldn't find the right man! When they saw that , the kids, filled the wolf with cotton and showed the fluffy wolf to their mother,like a present ! She was very glad to see that ,and now the goat doesn't sleep alone, anymore and the three little kids got an A to the test!
End of story...
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