marți, 29 decembrie 2009

Kids' Ideas About Love



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Kids' Ideas About Love




Love and Marriage:

  • "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7
  • "Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9
  • "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8
  • "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9
  • "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8
  • "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -- Tom, age 5
  • "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -- Mike, 10
  • "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when Dinosaurs is on television." -- Jill, age 6
  • "One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." -- Andrew, age 6
  • "My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8
  • "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7
  • "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, age 8
  • "When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced.'" -- Anita, 9
  • "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -- Regina, age 10
  • "Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10
  • "A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10
  • "[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." -- Kirsten, age 10
  • "Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." -- Floyd, age 9
  • "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8

Kissing:

  • "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8
  • "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." -- Jim, age 10
  • "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." -- Kally, age 9
  • "You learn [how to kiss] right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." -- Doug, age 7
  • "If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission." -- Roger, age 6
  • "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it." -- Tammy, age 10
  • "I know one reason kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses." -- Gina, age 8
  • "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." -- Curt, age 7
  • "The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do." -- Howard, age 8
  • (on seeing a couple kissing) "He is trying to steal her chewing gum!" -- Boy, age 6


Strategies For Making People Fall In Love With You:
  • "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." -- Del, age 6
  • "Shake your hips and hope for the best." -- Camille, age 9
  • "Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there." -- Manuel, age 8
  • "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." -- Alonzo, age 9
  • "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -- Bart, age 9

The Best Age To Get Married:

  • "Twenty three is the best age because you know the person forever by then." -- Cam, age 10
  • "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married!" -- Freddie, age 6

What To Do When a First Date Turns Sour:

  • "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." -- Craig, age 9


What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You":

  • "The person is thinking: 'Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.'" -- Michelle, age 9
  • "Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it, and now they can go eat." -- Dick, age 7



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